Direct from the Babylon Bee
- 'The FBI Raid On Melania's Closet Was Justified,' Says Merrick Garland Wearing Gorgeous New Evening Gown And Sun Hat
- Stephen King Estate Reveals He Died Years Ago And His Twitter Account Is Being Run By A Mentally Ill, Glue-Sniffing Parrot With Tourette's
- To Restore Trust With Americans, FBI Names New Director Burt Macklin
- FBI Raids Nicolas Cage's Home After Tip He Has Declaration Of Independence
- Hilarious, Fun, Loving Dad Who Knows Everything Turns Into Lame, Boring Moron The Moment Boy Turns 14
- Gamers Eagerly Await The Release Of 'Call Of Duty: IRS Auditor'
- Angel Outside Trump’s Empty Safe Tells FBI Agents, 'Behold! The Document You Seek Is Not Here!'
- Want To Be One Of The New IRS Agents? Here Are The 17 Job Requirements
- 'Our Client Pleads The Fifth,' Say Lawyers As Tied-Up Trump Desperately Tries To Peel Duct Tape Off Mouth
- Joe Biden Vetoes Inflation Reduction Act After Reporting Inflation To Already Be 0%
- FBI To Begin Raiding Homes Of Those Who Criticize FBI Raid
- Report: By 2026 Everyone In U.S. Will Be Working For IRS And Will All Just Be Auditing Each Other
- 10 Ways To Avoid Getting Audited By One Of The 87,000 New IRS Agents
- Father Who Knows 40-Year-Old Baseball Stats Only Vaguely Aware Of Kids' Ages
- 4D Chess: Trump Saves His Cache Of Classified Documents From FBI Confiscation By Labeling Them 'Epstein’s Client List'