Direct from the Babylon Bee
- Progressives Across Nation Locked Out Of Accounts After CAPTCHA Asks 'Select All Squares That Contain A Woman'
- Truth Social Developers Feverishly Working To Fix Bug That Makes Trump's Posts Appear In All Caps
- New Call Of Duty Game Comes Out While You're Still Trying To Download Last Call Of Duty Game
- Wife Says Last Goodbyes After Self-Diagnosing Terminal Skin Cancer UPDATE: It Was A Sharpie
- 'This Is Just Like Nazi Germany!' Cries Liberal As Parent Removes Porn From Elementary School
- New Evidence Suggests Walls Of Jericho Fell After Joshua Finished Sick Sax Solo
- Satan Testifies Before Congress In Defense Of TikTok
- Hunter Wishing He'd Known About This 'Hush Money' Concept A Whole Lot Earlier
- Passenger Turns To God In Humble Prayer As He Sees Man With Huge Gut Hanging Out Of Shirt Lumbering Down Airplane Aisle
- Putin Impressed With American System Of Prosecuting Political Opponents
- 11 Great Reasons To Stay In California
- Pilot Welcomes Passengers Aboard And Reassures Them He Was Not A Diversity Hire
- Trump Exploits Little-Known Legal Loophole Where You Avoid Indictment By Not Committing A Crime
- Trans Community Feeling Unsafe Knowing There’s A Hockey Player Somewhere Out There Not Wearing A Pride Jersey
- Gen Zer Painstakingly Uncapitalizes Every Letter In Text To Make It Seem Like She's Not Trying