Direct from the Babylon Bee
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- Oh No! Devoted Christian Finished Highlighting Every Word In The Bible And Now Doesn’t Know What’s Important
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- World Cup Ref Wondering If It's Too Late To Admit He Doesn't Know What Offsides Is
- Man Reads Tweet He Disagrees With, Dies
- Starbucks Begins Promotion Offering Free Coffee If You Correctly Guess Your Barista's Gender
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