Direct from the Babylon Bee
- Clever Immigrant Evades Trump’s Deportation Efforts By Not Raping, Murdering, Stealing, Or Entering Country Illegally
- Trump Deemed Unfit For Political Office After Doing What He Promised
- Study Finds 85% Of A.I. Servers Are Just Being Used By Men Generating Images Of Themselves As Roman Soldiers
- Kamala Harris Excited To Begin New Career As Obscure Trivia Answer
- Hurr Durr! Get A Load Of This Retard Who Reads The Bible And Believes It Just Means What It Says
- God Clarifies That 'Wherever Two Or Three Are Gathered In My Name, I Am With Them' Doesn't Apply To Episcopalians
- Dear Babee: I Told My Husband I Wanted Ice Cream. He Said He'd Get Me Ice Cream, But That He Didn't Want Any. Is This Grounds For Divorce?
- 10 Things Found By Trump's Team When Cleaning Out The White House
- Sad: With Border Closed, This Murderer Now Forced To Do All His Murderin' In Mexico
- Greg Hartford Of Novi, Michigan Becomes First Person In History To Purchase WinRAR
- Aw, Man: Columbia Student Just Graduated With DEI Degree
- Late-Night Comedians Excited They Can Make Jokes About The President Again
- Fire Survivors Drive Back Toward Flames After Hearing Kamala Speak
- Sad Hunter Biden Wondering Why No One Buying His Paintings Anymore
- Coast Guard Rescue Swimmer Disappointed He Can No Longer Work From Home