Direct from the Babylon Bee
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- Chip & Joanna Gaines Introduce New Line Of Pride-Themed Shiplap
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- Progress: A.I. Now Only Racist Against Italians
- Malfunction As Animatronic Trump Keeps Rounding Up All The Mexican Guests And Deporting Them From Disney World
- Dumbledore Starting To Wonder If Having A House Filled With Racist Murderers Named After Snakes Such A Good Idea
- Life’s Struggles Causing Atheist To Lose His Faith In The Existence Of Nothing
- MTG Press Conference On Cloud Seeding Interrupted By Tornado
- Gavin Newsom Declares California A Sanctuary State For Child Slavery
- Pam Bondi Confirms Greedo Shot First
- New White Sox City Connect Jerseys Feature Bullet Holes, Realistic Blood Splatter
- 9 Exciting New Inclusive Barbies
- Jesus's Defense Lawyer Facepalms As Client Says 'Yes, I Am The Messiah, And You Will See The Son Of Man Sitting At The Right Hand Of The Mighty One And Coming On The Clouds Of Heaven.'
- New WNBA Video Game Adds Option To Shiv Caitlin Clark