Direct from the Babylon Bee
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- Uighur Slaves Struggling To Keep Up With Demand For Palestinian Headscarves
- Zelensky Says He Survived An Assassination Attempt And He'll Tell Us The Thrilling Details For Only 45 Billion Dollars
- 12 Women Come Forward Alleging They Were Sexually Assaulted By Whoever Trump’s VP Pick Is
- Man Can't Remember What He Came To This Browser Tab For
- Nabisco Introduces Long-Awaited Chick-fil-A Sauce-Stuffed Oreos
- Trump Forced To Wear Hannibal Lecter Muzzle For Gag Order Violations
- Man Reaches Age Where He Carefully Checks ABV% On Every Beer He Drinks
- Hamas Celebrates Proposed Ceasefire With Rocket Barrage
- Kristi Noem Attends Kentucky Derby To See If Any Horses Need To Be Put Down
- Nation Cheers As Protesters Announce Plan To Stay Inside Tents Indefinitely
- Disney World Announces New 'The Chosen' Roller Coaster Which Goes Underground For 3 Days Before Rising Again