Direct from the Babylon Bee
- Grandma Wonders Why Skillet Can’t Just Make Nice, Pretty Songs Riddled With False Doctrine Like Normal Christian Bands
- With Internet Down, Your Uncle Now Forced To Go Door-To-Door To Share Fake News
- Thousands Of Potentially Career-Ending Posts Thwarted By Internet Outage
- Megachurch Now Lets Congregants Set Pastor To 2x Preaching Speed
- Mom Needs You To Come Over And Fix Whatever She Did To The TV
- Troubling New Survey Shows 90 Percent Of Graduating High School Seniors Don't Know The Airspeed Velocity Of An Unladen Swallow
- Scholars Now Believe Number Of The Beast Is Actually 67
- Flintstones Vitamins With Ozempic Now Available For Fat Kids
- Teenager Struggling To Stay Awake After Only Getting 14 Hours Of Sleep
- Report: MAGA Now Divided Into 77,302,580 Distinct Factions
- New Dad-GPT Just Responds To All Queries With "OK"
- After Latest Head Injury, Fetterman Announces He's Joining Whig Party
- 8 Ways Trump Is Exactly Like Moses
- Bible Scholars: Paul’s Third Letter To Corinthians Was Rejected For Clearly Being AI-Generated
- Millions Convert To Christianity After Theologians Confirm There Is No Microsoft Teams In Heaven