This February Spring weather in the high desert has signaled a few Love Birds to start making their nests. Princess Barbie, poor dear, is showing her age after all those years of being the center of attraction, in her own mind that is.
Her 15 minutes of fame has come and gone leaving her with extra baggage that appears layered under her many chins. Modern liposuction techniques may help but it is too late after years of chugging back all those beers!
As for Ken? He has seen the light and is liberated to fly free as a bird. This Love Bird is busy making his new nest. Handsome, compassionate Ken is the hot item in a nearby hamlet being pursued by many sweeties. A great catch for for someone who appreciates the many qualities Ken has to offer. Mattel doesn’t make them like that anymore…they threw away the original mold!
Ken has been spotted at a recent retro party shaking his booty and dancing the night away with three hot babes.
It’s great to know the really nice guys do finish first…
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