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Yucca Valley, Ca.,- Are ya’ all ready for the funniest post of 2014? The most unlikely clueless individual with a grand impression of himself with no manners, no common sense or ability to comprehend a complex agenda is getting stoked to seek the soon-to-be-vacated-seat of Councilman Dawn Rowe, who is not running for re-election in November.

Timmy Humphreville has been stroking his inflated ego planning to gather endorsements from developer friends for his run for Yucca Valley Town Council!  I kid you not! He is planning to follow the BS model of the Isaac Hagerman campaign to “represent the businessman and pro-growth builders/developers of Yucca Valley.”  Neither one of them had ever been elected to any office in grade school, high school or held any office except for Humphreville’s appointment to the Yucca Valley Planning Commission which was a fluke. (Tim will be prohibited to list his occupation as “Appointed Planning Commissioner” on his candidate statement, as per the San Bernardino Registrar of voter regulations.)

This most incompetent Planning Commissioner in Yucca Valley was appointed by past Councilman Frank Luckino…also know as “Luckino’s Leftovers,” and was NOT on the short list of Councilman Lombardo’s selection as his Planning Commissioner.  The ex-unpopular fired politician/Town Manager Mark Nuaimi used Timmy as his own personal play-thing to file with the FPPC, write letters to the editor or post comments on Cactus Thorns.  Humphreville, lacking writing and spelling skills, was happy for others to ghost write for him which became evident when Timmy attempted to ask a question that was not scripted for him in advance.  Often covering his mouth with his hand while speaking, his words were not only mumbled mush but were muffled.  His face flushed red with frustration and embarrassment were a constant “tell” for this tortured soul.

Tim Humphreville will be spending a big chunk of his own personal funds provided for him by the family investments of  T Sr. in an attempt to show others that “he is really loved.” He will be the high-roller fool soon to be parted from his money.  The beneficiaries of his big bucks campaign will be the local media through his paid advertising, radio, mailings and print media in an attempt to buy the office of Town Council.

A funnier scenario would be three Yucca Valley Planning Commissioners running together as a Tri-Fecta! Steve Whitten, appointed to the commission by Dawn Rowe with less residency time in Yucca Valley than Dr. Curt Duffy’s Planning Commission nomination, will be excused at the end of Councilman Rowe’s term this November 2014.  Add the other Planning Commissioner dud to this trio currently parading around as a Batman comic book character would be quite entertaining, in my opinion.

But where would that put Jennifer Collins in her second attempt to run for Council?  In 2013, she was not convinced the winds were tearing down her campaign signs, as was the case for the other candidates and she wrote on her Facebook page for everyone to watch her signs…..”saving all my signs for my re-election campaign, LOL…!”

Collins lost in every voting precinct….I predict the same for Timmy Humphreville despite spending over $30 grand on his own campaign.

Readers, hang on to all those Timmy Humphreville arrogant and condescending comments saved by screen prints.  His handlers can’t keep him quiet so there will be plenty more before the end of this year!

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Margo Sturges

Yucca Valley Editor

Note: Margo Sturges has written many articles for Cactus Thorns and is the founder of Citizens4Change.info. Email contact: MargoSturgesYV(at)aol.com "In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act."- George Orwell

1 Comment

  1. Damn Dawgers Damn Dawgers says:

    Now that’s funny! Once again Margo you hit the nail on the head. I’ve also had problems with him (Timmy) in comment section before regarding Nuaimi?
    Could this be a case of Marky Nuaimi, sneaking in through the back door, no pun intended?
    Good luck Timmy, but I agree with Margo!
    Respectfully, Damn Dawgers…

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