Talk about letting your life spiral out of control, meet Wesley Kane Hauer.
You got to love a guy who makes his life a episode on America’s Dumbest Criminals. Take 39-year-old Wesley Kane Hauer, a Mohave Valley resident. This guy just does not learn. Googling his name and you will find pages of stories about this silly ass.
Obviously he is not a nice drunk. Take his March 7th 2012 arrest:
Mohave County Sheriff’s deputies responded to a report at the Mohave County Jail Tuesday (3/6) morning regarding an assault on a Detention Officer by an inmate. Approximately 6:50 a.m., deputies contacted the victim, a Detention Officer.
The DO reported that Wesley Kane Hauer, 38, of Mohave Valley, assaulted her. The DO further reported that Hauer was being booked into the jail when he slugged her in the stomach. Deputies contacted Hauer and charged him with aggravated assault on detention officer, a felony.
Well that felony charge seems to not have stuck or did not matter because on August 10th of this year Wesley Kane Hauer, now 39 was shot by his mothers boy friend as he was beating his mother.
MOHAVE VALLEY, AZ – Mohave County Sheriff’s deputies are investigating a domestic violence case that ended with a man suffering a gun shot wound to the groin.
According to authorities, deputies responded to the domestic violence call at a residence in the 3000 block of East Deadwood Drive just after 7 p.m. Thursday night.
Deputies learned that shots were fired during the incident and located a male lying outside near the front patio with a gunshot wound to his groin area.
The male was identified as 39-year-old Wesley Kane Hauer, a Mohave Valley resident
Hauer was taken to the hospital for medical treatment.
During the investigation, officials learned that Hauer was outside assaulting his girlfriend when his mother stepped outside to help her.
Hauer began chasing his mother back into the house and he soon continued to assault the female.
The mother’s boyfriend told Hauer to stop the assault. He then went back into the residence and grabbed a .22 caliber gun.
Hauer threw a beer bottle through the window and proceeded to grab a rock as Hauer’s mother’s boyfriend shot Hauer.
The weapon was confiscated.
The case is still under investigation.
Now you would think being shot in the Johnson would have slowed this guy down…. But no… Now singing soprano on December 5th, Wesley Kane Hauer, has once again been arrested by the Mohave County Sheriffs… Once again for an assault….
Mohave County Sheriff’s deputies arrested Wesley Kane Hauer, 39, of Mohave Valley on Wednesday (12/5) afternoon for assault, a misdemeanor. On Tuesday (12/4) at approximately 9:00 pm, deputies responded to a call at a residence in the 10000 block of Barrackman Road and contacted the 22 year-old male victim.
The victim reported that Hauer had come to the residence and punched the victim in the chest. The victim told deputies that Hauer then left the scene. Deputies were unable to locate Hauer.
On Wednesday at approximately 1:30 pm, deputies responded to a call in the area of Star Road and Agua View. Deputies contacted Hauer who was taken into custody without incident.
Hauer was transported and booked into the Mohave County District II Substation.
I am not a legal mind here but I’m thinking, either this guy is the most misunderstood and unlucky fellow in the Great State of Arizona or well has some incredible anger issues.
I wonder shouldn’t this fellow be on some kind of felony probation? Should he have considered to have violated that probation and shouldn’t he be a candidate for some state prison time?
Obviously Mr. Hauer is unable to interact with folks without punching, beating or he himself getting shot in the act of committing an assault. Just saying it might be time that Mr. Hauer do a little hard time, before someone validates his ticket.
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