Personally, I don't think David Letterman wrote this. I think letterman is somewhat of an idiot and not capable of logical thinking. I know the last line is from Jay Leno, not letterman. I am forwarding this because I agree with it, not because I think David Letermen wrote it.
Mike Hulsey

David Letterman wrote this; it's the David we don't often see...

As most of you know I am not a President Bush fan, nor have I ever been, but this is not about Bush, it is about us, as Americans, and it seems to hit the mark.

The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some Poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true given the source, right?

The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy with the direction the country is headed and 69 percent of the country is unhappy with the performance of the President. In essence 2/3 of the citizenry just ain't happy and want a change. So being the knuckle dragger I am, I started thinking, 'What are we so unhappy about?''

I read in the newspaper a few days ago that two guys found a BIGFOOT body and would not show it to anyone. They are keeping it in a refrigerator for safe keeping until they can make some money with it.

I thought to myself Yea Right! Well it looks like it is a true story. The two guys are a police and correctional officer. They found the body in the woods of northern Georgia and have stated they have seen a pack of them.

In 1929, the Soviet Union established gun control. From 1929 to 1953, about 20 million dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
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In 1911, Turkey established gun control. From 1915 to 1917, 1.5 million Armenians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
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Germany established gun control in 1938 and from 1939 to 1945, a total of 13 million Jews and others who were unable to defend themselves were rounded up and exterminated.
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"If the Enemy is in range, so are you."- Infantry Journal
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"It is generally inadvisable to eject over the area you just bombed"
- U.S. Air Force Manual
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"Aim towards the Enemy" - Instructions printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher
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"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." - U.S.
Marine Corps
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Condoms are big business, expected sales in a few years will reach $444 million annually. Okay, but, why spray-on condom?

On Sunday, August 17, 2008 at approximately 3:00 PM, Daniel Lee Pettit 21, a transient, entered the Dairy Queen in Ludlow armed with a screw driver and attempted to rob the store. Unbeknown to the brilliant Mr. Pettit, five (5) Off-duty peace officers from five (5) different law enforcement agencies were in the store at the same time, only two of the officers were together.

Dave Van Voorhis aka Sandman an activist for Friends of Juniper Flats and Community ORV Watch started a topic: Violent Retaliation on the desertusa.com forums. Dave "This post is to inform that I will no longer be participating in this forum due to an incident of high powered rifle fire directed at my home Thurdsday night." Dave Van Voorhis an activist made himself public at the Desert Protection Summit in Joshua Tree CA. April 5 2008. Dave was on the activists panel between 10:05-10:45 AM. It must be hard being an activist always looking over your back. Dave needs your help.

County must share, Garamendi tells officials

Lauren McSherry, Inland Newspapers Staff Writer
Article Launched: 08/14/2008 10:10:52 PM PDT

As the state wrestles with what could be a years-long water crisis, Lt. Gov. John Garamendi had some grave words for public officials from across San Bernardino County on Thursday. He told them that the county's plentiful underground water supplies will need to be shared with the rest of California in the future.

A typical day begins at the San Bernardino County Assessors Office with a few moments to gather ones thoughts for the day.